From a funeral director of forty years
What really happens to the body. What the price list hides. What you're allowed to refuse. And exactly what to say, before you sign anything.
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Most families meet a funeral director on the worst day of their lives. They're in shock, short on time and afraid of getting it wrong. Within a few hours they sign for thousands of dollars of goods and services, and almost none of them know what they were allowed to ask.
That isn't an accident. The system doesn't reward explaining your options. It rewards a full package and a signature before you've had time to think.
The manual
This is the complete A to Z guide to what happens after someone dies in America: the first hours, the body, embalming, the price list, caskets and vaults, cremation, burial, the cemetery, body donation, the service, pre-planning, paying for it, the paperwork, and the family.
Every one of the 113 chapters is built the same way, so you can open it at any page and know where to look.
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The math
The median basic services fee in 2023. It's charged before you've chosen a single other item.
NFDA 2023 General Price List StudyThe median price of embalming in 2023, a procedure that is rarely required by law.
NFDA 2023 General Price List Studyfuneral homes failed the FTC's undercover price checks in 2017–2019.
Federal Trade CommissionThe highest direct cremation price in one survey was about fifteen times the lowest: $7,595 against $495.
Funeral Consumers Alliance, 2016Only one in five Americans who planned a funeral compared prices at more than one funeral home. One phone call, made with the right questions, can change the bill by thousands of dollars. This manual is .
What's inside
All 50 states and DC: whether you need a funeral director, naming an agent, cremation rules, private-land burial, death certificate costs, and who regulates funeral homes.
Your funeral wishes, a price comparison sheet, an arrangement meeting checklist, the first 72 hours, a document locator and a call log.
Every word the funeral home uses, in plain English. And the laws, regulations and official guides behind every fact, so you can check it yourself.
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About the author
Raymond spent forty years in the funeral business, twenty-seven of them as a licensed funeral director in Ohio. He sat across the arrangement table from thousands of families, most of them on the worst day of their lives.
"Most directors I worked with were decent people. But almost none of the families knew what they were allowed to ask. This book is everything I would tell you if you were my own sister, sitting in my kitchen the night before you had to make those calls."
On YouTube, Raymond explains what funeral homes and crematories don't tell families. Watch the channel →
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Questions
Over 410 pages, organized into 113 chapters across 16 sections. Plus a state-by-state guide, six printable worksheets, a glossary, and a full source list. It's the most complete manual on this subject available anywhere.
Yes. If this manual doesn't change how you prepare for or handle the hardest week of your family's life, reply to your receipt within 7 days and get every cent back. No questions asked.
No, it's a PDF you download right after checkout. It reads well on a phone, tablet or computer, and you can print any chapter or the worksheets at home.
No. Start with Section I, The First Hours, and Section IV, The Price List. Each chapter ends with what to ask and what to say, so you can use it on the phone today.
Because the best time to learn this is before the phone rings. Section XII, Pre-Planning, and the worksheets help you write down your wishes and name who decides, so your family doesn't have to guess.
Free articles cover one topic at a time, often written by funeral homes marketing their services. This manual covers every topic in one place, written by a funeral director with no services to sell. Every fact is sourced to the law, regulation, or official guide — not to a blog post. And the word-for-word scripts in every chapter aren't available anywhere online.
Yes. The state-by-state guide covers all 50 states and the District of Columbia, and the chapters say where state law makes a difference.
No. It's general education, checked against the laws, regulations and official guides listed at the back. For a decision that matters, confirm with your state's funeral board or an attorney.
No. Most people in this work are honest. The book is about knowing your rights, so you never have to find out which kind you're dealing with.
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